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Best/Worst Halloween candy

I've never quite understood the logic of some people when it comes to Halloween treats. Mercifully, most sane people understand that children like things that actually taste good, like chocolate. A few are too well-meaning for their own good, and give out things like raisins (blech!). Others seem to think Halloween is a perfect opportunity to unload their leftover candy from last Easter. Or worse.

But no matter what your age, income or social status, there seems to be a universal truth when it comes to the most desired candy each Halloween. In an informal poll (mostly comprised of my kids and co-workers) Reeses and Milky Way comes out at the tippy top. Bonus points for the King size. At the very bottom of the pillowcase, pennies and raisins. Here's where everything else falls...

TIER ONE: Reeses, Snickers, Milky Way, M&M's, Skittles, SweetTarts, Butterfinger: Jackpot. Eat immediately. Probably from someone who actually has kids. Definitely from someone who has grandkids.

TIER TWO: Twizzlers, Smarties, Blow Pops, Take 5, Milk Duds, Starburst, Whoppers, JuJuBees: Okay, clearly not the favorites, but will suffice once the good stuff is gone. Usually from the cool neighbor with the dogs and all the bottles on the porch.

TIER THREE: Candy corn, apples, raisins, pennies, Dum Dums, strange things in a plastic bag that are unidentifiable, popcorn balls, Lemonheads: Usually from the scary guy who invites you into the house to see his reptile collection. Or, a very well-meaning, but slightly-out-of-touch lady with lots of cats.

So, as we stop by your house tonight, make sure you've got the good stuff waiting. As I mentioned, Reeses are my favorite. Save those nasty Lemonheads for yourself, or you could just find yourself with a nasty trick.

What's your favorite Halloween treat?

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Posted By: Bill (29/10/2008 9:19:39 AM)
Comment: What? Lemonheads are the bomb, yo.

Posted By: Martini (12/10/2007 10:56:20 AM)
Comment: I know I'm late posting, but wow. Not even close. If it's not Halloween-themed, it doesn't cut it. Those chocolate bars listed are regular chocolate bars ANYONE could pick up at the local convenience store at ANY time of year. Boring! Now, had you said Reese Peanut Butter Pumpkins, I would've given you two thumbs up.

Posted By: Michaela (21/11/2006 10:38:18 AM)
Comment: Well since Halloween is over now it may seem irrellevant......but my new favorite is Reese's Peanut Butter Cup with Caramel......it's is just to die for. It's a must try.....once you do you're hooked.....

Posted By: Barbara (01/11/2006 4:10:34 PM)
Comment: I've got enough leftover fun sized Hershey's bars to choke the proverbial horse. And the winter holidays are hard upon us! Oh no!

Posted By: albert (01/11/2006 9:51:04 AM)
Comment: last night my kids got fullsize reese's and 2 cans of play doh each from one of the ladys down the street. iwas like, "sweet, we never got that much when we were kids." i still love trick or treating...

Posted By: Seth (31/10/2006 4:46:31 PM)
Comment: Personally I love Mike and Ike's! All the flavors are great! Man, do I miss being a kid!

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